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ass\ clown
1. (Ass clown) (2519↑, 517↓)
ass clown (ás kloun) n.: one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

Phat Pat is ASS CLOWN.

2. (ass clown) (1471↑, 348↓)
1. One whose stupidity and/or ineptitude exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms [ass] and [clown] in isolation, and in so doing demands to be referred to as the conjugate of the two. 2. A male who engages in homosexual behaviors. See [butthole surfer]

1. Steve is such an ass clown\! 2. Steven is such an ass clown\!

3. (ass clown) (723↑, 270↓)
A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.

This looser calling my tech support hotline is a real ass clown.

4. (ass clown) (467↑, 222↓)
A person whose stupidity and incompetence are magnified by their laziness and indifference.

Involving that ass clown will do more damage than good.

5. (Ass Clown) (417↑, 196↓)
A prick, who is at the same time a jackass.

That ass clown walked in 30 minutes late, and still didn't get in trouble.

6. (ass clown) (320↑, 119↓)
A person who knows absolutly nothing about his job or trade but can tell everyone else how to do it better\!\!

My General foreman is a real ass clown,he could'nt wire a fucking hefty bag closed but he can tell me I'm not moving fast enough.

7. (ass clown) (244↑, 123↓)
an unmitigated fool or jerk; a sad sack; a tool or goof.

Let's face it, the guy's an ass clown\!

8. (ass clown) (62↑, 19↓)
popularized by the film "office space" this refers to a [dickface] who has in some way wronged or annoyed you or is in general a prick, take for instance: Michael Bolton

exerpt from a scene in "office space" Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar. Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton. Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name. Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

9. (Ass Clown) (50↑, 11↓)
Having the characteristics of a classic bastard child, usually male. Often is a bastard child. Lack of father figure and discipline along with spoiling by female birth unit, creates common character traits such as: - Starts conversions with people who resent him, yet he continues, enjoying himself the entire time. - Uses people's valuable time with out permission. - Thinks "no" means yes. - Conceived through sin or badly mistaken choice of sperm donor, and mother failed to get an abortion. - Lives in permanent narcissistic fantasy world that no amount of talking or punishment can change. - Thinks he knows better then others even after non-stop life failures. - Does just enough to get by, which usually involves living off others.

That [ass clown] lived off me for a year, and never paid rent.

10. (ass clown) (53↑, 16↓)
ass clown - with narcissistic features: Someone in a leadership role who can barely keep a grip on normal behavior. This individual, while seemingly capable on the outside, is constantly battling the need to control and feel superior to her subordinates in the workplace; One who needs a great deal of reparative therapy and/or medication.

I don't think I have ever had my conversations eaves dropped on by a more despicable ass clown. Employees are cautioned not do too well or get too much positive attention in this workplace or you will draw the negative attention of this crazy ass clown. How many unhappy and traumatized former employees can one organization produce?

11. (ass clown) (31↑, 13↓)
1)a person who does something beyond stupid. 2)someon who does something stupid for attention.

This kid is such a fucking ass clown.

12. (Ass Clown) (17↑, 6↓)
An "Insult" used by idiots who can't come up with a better insult so they pull a clown out of their ass and say "This r ass u, u ass clown\!\!" and then he gets punched in the throat.

First of all we didn't help you because nobody likes you, Second, WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ASS CLOWN YOU INBRED RETARD?

13. (Ass Clown) (14↑, 3↓)
A form of the more common [Failure] combined with an [Ass Hole]. Basically a combination of the worst traits of both: the mental, social, and physical shortcomings of a Failure, with all the obnoxious douchebaggery of an Ass Hole.

1. Joel may be a Failure, but at least he's not an Ass Clown... 2. Shawn is indeed an Ass Clown

14. (ass clown) (12↑, 2↓)
one who is completely retarded and makes his or herself look like a complete ass at all times no matter the occasion.

Tylor Eich, and Weston Scott are ass clowns for robbing a corner store for cigarettes.

15. (ass clown) (20↑, 11↓)
A person who is extremely stupid and annoying. Everything they do makes you want to hit them in the head with a 2x4. A complete waste of life.

Damn Vit and Gordy are a couple of ass clowns\!

16. (ASS CLOWN) (14↑, 8↓)
A construction worker who takes an office position and conveniently forgets his blue collar roots. He then tries to shit all over his old co-workers in an attempt to look good to all the bosses and get a head of the other ass clowns he works with in the office. Typically these people are also trying to achieve cock smack status but aren’t smart enough to find their ass with both of their hands.

"Mitch used to be cool until he got that promotion. Since then he has been a real Ass Clown"

17. (Ass Clown) (12↑, 7↓)
Smart ass person who thiks their funny

what an ass clown

18. (ass clown) (12↑, 7↓)
A Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority Employee.

"Those ass clowns waste tax dollars like they have their own printing press." Those ass clowns couldn't pour piss out of their boots if the directions were written on the bottoms."

19. (Ass Clown) (8↑, 3↓)
A word popularized from one of the greatest movies ever office space. A term that means some makes a complete fool of themselves.

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar. Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton. Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name. Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys. Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael? Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

20. (ass clown) (63↑, 59↓)
Someone who constantly nit-picks other people's mistakes while simultaneously is completely oblivious of their own.

Mason thinks his crap doesn't stink. He's such an ass clown.

21. (Ass Clown) (6↑, 3↓)
It's when a girl with lots of make up is eating your ass while you are standing up and her mascara and lip stick leaves a mark on your ass that resembles a clown's face.

Man that chick from the bar with all the make up was tossing my salad last night and I woke up with an ass clown.

22. (ass clown) (6↑, 4↓)
someone whos a total ass. usually pisses off others by their general existance

zac is a total ass clown

23. (Ass Clown) (2↑, 1↓)
A pompous and inconsiderate person suffering from illusions of importance and grandeur. This person may also exhibit general hostility toward others and display an air of genuine douche baggery if confronted. Such person may make reference to him/herself by using the third person.

Ex: The dude who drives the blindingly yellow Porsche convertible that double-parks each day in the filled to capacity parking garage is a real Ass Clown\! Ex: The dude who just spilled beer on a group of old ladies while plowing through three kids to catch that foul ball at the Royals v. Blue Jays spring training game is a real Ass Clown\!

24. (ass clown) (2↑, 1↓)
A complete jackass that does not realize how much of a tool he actually he. Does stupid shit constantly, and thinks people are laughing with him, when they are in fact laughing at him.

Did you hear that Chad Johnson wants to change his name again? That guy is a complete ass clown.

25. (Ass clown) (4↑, 4↓)
A talentless boob that stumbles into good fortune, unwarranted praise and kudos from top organizational men despite their complex idiotry and meritless grounds of employment. A large number of middle and upper management falls into this designation.

Everyone you hate "Billy the new guy in the cubicle across from me was invited to lunch by Mr. koknballs to celebrate his newly bestowed title of Ass clown"

26. (Ass Clown) (1↑, 2↓)
Somebody who attacks defenseless styrofoam cups and crushes them in anger. A man who has no interest or feelings toward anybody but himself. Self serving piece of shit.

Chris totally just called Al Cusano an Ass clown\!\!\! Al Cusano is the biggest Ass clown.....EV-VER\!\!\!\!

27. (ass clown) (13↑, 14↓)
A person totally consumed by his/her own humor, which is only also visable to complete assholes

Jim really thinks he is funny? He is such an ass clown\!

28. (ass clown) (5↑, 7↓)
\@waltloveridge curly headed fuck

person 1: omg look at that curly headed fuck persn 2: hes such an ass clown

29. (ass clown) (1↑, 3↓)
1) someone who is a total douche bag, 2)somone who is GAY and likes to "clown around" with the ASS.

1)you fucking ASS CLOWN\! 2)you people are ASS CLOWNS....

30. (ass clown) (1↑, 3↓)
someone who you wouldn't mind making their intestines look like a f*cked up balloon animal.

OMG\! That Ass Clown Totally Cut Me Off\!

31. (ass clown) (5↑, 7↓)
The feces that results when shame gorges itself on too much stupidity. A person who consistently disappoints in the most dramatic fashion they can manifest...in other words, at the crucial moment - he/she HAS to fuck everything up.

Of course Rudy burned the house down...what else would you expect from such an ass clown?

32. (Ass Clown) (0↑, 3↓)
A reject of society, one who lives in the shadows of his imagination, a failure when judge even by his peers

Ass Clown: see Austin Dooley

33. (ass clown) (1↑, 4↓)
an ass clown is someone who is normally male, they are full of aids. an ass clown is easily amused by cheap ipod apps. they usually spend their time facebook creeping, smoking cigarettes or just simply being an asshole. normally goes by the name of Mike or Joey

person \#1; "i am an ass clown" person \#2; "yes, yes you are"

34. (ass clown) (0↑, 3↓)
a talentless, overly dramatic hack who pretends to know it all and wants to it off.

that no talent ass clown is a black hole of time.

35. (Ass Clown) (0↑, 3↓)
Ass Clown is basically a cross between an ass hole and a clown. Members of Dirty Sanchez and JackAss are good examples of ass clowns.

I saw that guy trying to spray his mate with mace for fun. What a fucking ass clown.

36. (Ass Clown) (0↑, 3↓)
USNA FD Training Chief

Guy 1: Wow John is such an ass clown Guy 2: really i always thought of him more as a ball bag

37. (ass clown) (23↑, 26↓)
Someone who wastes the time of two or more people due to their inability to see what is obvious to the other two.

Joe just didnt get it, what an ass clown.

38. (ass clown) (8↑, 13↓)
A moron, idiot, basically just a complete fool.

JT Lambert is an ass clown. Merced is populated by nothing but ass clowns.

39. (ass clown) (0↑, 6↓)
a person who likes ass sex.

jim takes it up the butt he is an ass clown

40. (Ass clown) (11↑, 18↓)
Can be used to subsitute any other insult.

"That ass clown stole my wallet" "He's such an ass clown"

41. (ass clown) (23↑, 31↓)
Al Gore. Al Gore claims he invented the [Internet]. Al Gore is an Ass Clown.

Person 1: "What an ass clown." Person 2: "No, that's Al Gore." Person 1: "Exactly."

42. (ass clown) (9↑, 17↓)
(n) an insult to one who acts silly, stupidly, or mindlessly. see [dumbass] or [retard]

billy (runs around in circles until he hits a pole) bob: you ass clown\!

43. (ass clown) (18↑, 26↓)
people who have nothing better to do than waste ones time

1. snape is an ass clown 2. snape is being a serious ass clown today

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44. (ass clown) (18↑, 26↓)
Someone with the common sense of a goat.

Co-workers began to realize that Erik Homan was nothing but a no talent ass clown.

45. (ass clown) (15↑, 24↓)
someone that does idiotic things and thinks they are funny or cute

"Hey\!Look at that guy that can't dance, what an ass clown\!"

46. (Ass Clown) (7↑, 16↓)
One who is a total fucking fucktard. See [fucktard].

"Dude, you ass clown, stop touching my sister." "Hey, ass clown dont eat my notebook." "Whoa, that kid looked like a total ass clown with that giant bump sticking out of his eye."

47. (ass clown) (8↑, 18↓)
A person who's either funny by making fun of other people and being an [ass], or a person who's not funny but still considered an [ass] at the same time.

Kid 1: haha that kid's hilarious Kid 2: haha yeah, but he's such an ass clown.

48. (Ass Clown) (9↑, 20↓)
A person who is a total tool, someone that people love to say bad things about due to their ability to be such a [dumbass]or they are just a huge loser.

Man that guy joe barnard is an Ass Clown

49. (Ass Clown) (16↑, 27↓)
A total fool who makes the unforgivable mistake of sounding like both an ass, and a clown.

"I wish I could stop being so guilable, but it's just because I have a big, trustin heart." "Hey, Ass Clown, keep it down. Your stupid banter makes my big, open ears bleed."

50. (Ass Clown) (9↑, 20↓)
Someone who is making an ass out of themself while trying to be funny

Look at Jake over there making an assclown of himself.

51. (ass clown) (10↑, 21↓)
A tribe leader with roots in middle america. Tribe leaders adorned the donkeys upon which they rode with miniskirts and bells. The leaders would be known to splash donkey milk on their faces prior to battle with neighboring tribes to the east.

"Go back to Kansas, ya goddamn ass clown \!"

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52. (ass clown) (11↑, 23↓)
like a rodeo clown, catches the viewers attention in order to annoy the living shit out of them, while wearing an ass hat.

Because of your ass clown tatics, i must ban you. - holpar

53. (Ass Clown) (8↑, 21↓)
Describes a person that likes to participate in Male homosexual acts.

Look at that Ass Clown, I bet he'd rather hear a fat boy fart than a pretty girl sing.

54. (ass clown) (12↑, 25↓)
Someone who draws a funny face on their ass cheeks, and talks with their ass cheecks to make people laugh is the true definition of an ass clown\!

"John is the funniest ass clown, he just drew a funny face on his ass cheeks and did an imitation of George Clooney."

55. (ass clown) (15↑, 28↓)
like a butt pirate, only happier

Stoppit, you assclown.

56. (ass clown) (17↑, 30↓)
a person who gets hair from his ass and/or his nuts transplanted onto his bald head and pays for it

The biggest ass clown is the president of the I lost my hair but got it back thanks to the hair on my butt club

57. (ass clown) (4↑, 17↓)
Galway based hardcore punk outfit featuring the throbbing bass lines of Michael Sherry

Dude\! I went to see Ass Clown last night and they f*cking rocked the joint\!

58. (ass clown) (1↑, 15↓)
Charles Brooks The biggest Douche bag in the world...............4REAL\! The most recognized Ass Clown on the planet.

Charles is a D BAG\! If he was a dinosaur he would be DBAGASAURUS. He is THE ass clown.

59. (ass clown) (3↑, 17↓)
An ass clown is one who does such foolish things as to deserve death in return.

Arjun is an ass clown because he enjoys stabbing his own hand.

60. (Ass clown) (5↑, 20↓)
somebody who is a fucking loser

cory wease is a fucking ass clown

61. (ass clown) (12↑, 28↓)
1. A biblical fundamentalist or bible literalist who believes in talking snakes and philosophizing donkeys. 2. One who really isn't a 'god' or who isn't an official spokesperson for 'god', but plays one online.

My Chimp is obviously an ass clown.

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62. (ass clown) (4↑, 20↓)
an experimental rock band from Chicago, Il

the ass clown is great or the ass clown sucks

63. (Ass clown) (3↑, 19↓)
A stupid boy

I can't believe I liked that ass clown\!

64. (ass clown) (2↑, 18↓)
somebody who is a puff or just a bit limp wristed or even some scunners
65. (ass clown) (3↑, 20↓)
a homosexual male strongly preferring the tendency to have butt-sex with other men.- a fagle.

elton john's new boy-toy is a real ass clown

66. (Ass clown) (1↑, 18↓)
craigers

craigers is an ass clown and cant think of any better insult than ass clown for other people

67. (ass clown) (6↑, 23↓)
a gay person who plays with ass

leave my ass alone you ass clown

68. (ass clown) (4↑, 21↓)
a total bitch who used to be a clown

Mr. McDonough is such a fucking ass-clown\!

69. (ass clown) (5↑, 23↓)
v. to insert an object into another person's anal cavity, to that person's suprise and chagrin. used to humiliate and demoralize. n. a person who thinks that ass clowining is a good idea and wants to practice it on his friends for fun. often correlated with having intercourse with microwave-heated cantaloupes.

you're walking funny coming out of the drunk tank; aw, they ass clowned you and took your shoes, huh?

70. (ass clown) (8↑, 26↓)
somebody who while wiping there ass breaks the toliet paper and gets shit all over their fingers. after eating mexican refried beans.

john greenstein

71. (Ass Clown) (6↑, 24↓)
one who clowns the anal cavity.

asssssss cloooown\!\!\!

72. (ass clown) (2↑, 20↓)
a fuck ass, a worthless slut

Rossi is an ass clown, meaning he is a worthless bitch.

73. (Ass Clown) (3↑, 22↓)
A person called Fan. Who Lives somewhere on the eastern hemisphere...

Silly ass clown, what are you stick up your ass this time?

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74. (ass clown) (8↑, 27↓)
(ás kloun) n.: One of foolish (or more often than not, homosexual) behavior who cannot appropriately be described by the word "clown" nor the word "ass". Thus "Ass-Clown".

'White brother' offers 'White brother no. 2' a hot-cake: "Get off me you fucking ass clown\!\!\!"

75. (ass clown) (8↑, 28↓)
a guy acting lame that chris jericho really hates and likes to use this word to make fun of such wwe oro wrestlers like hhh the rock vince mcmahon and many more

hhh is a ass clown

76. (Ass clown) (5↑, 26↓)
1. A homosexual man 2. someone fond of anal sex

Hot steamy male buttholes turn me on and I want to ram my dick into it. Therefore, I am an ass clown.

77. (Ass clown) (1↑, 24↓)
A man who only cares about real drums. A man who dogs out people who don't have all the mics and facilities to record the real drums.

Phat Pat is an Ass Clown

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78. (ass clown) (7↑, 31↓)
One who smells like a circus folks bottom end.

Bill Gates or Steven SEAGULL

79. (Ass clown) (2↑, 27↓)
bounce aka bobo

you stepped in the cement, ass clown

80. (Ass clown) (3↑, 28↓)
a dumb pud

the ass clown fell out of a tree

81. (ass clown) (4↑, 33↓)
a word that a loser uses only when they cant think of a good enough come back

stop making fun of me you ass clown\!

82. (ass clown) (2↑, 39↓)
One who finds humor in playing with ass.

As he walked down the street, the ass clown sang "Baby Got Back".

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83. (ass clown) (5↑, 51↓)
any star wars fan in denial for three reason the frist the love to call star trek fans geeks and nerds when it comes down to their more of geek and nerd then any star trek fan would be . second reason star trek is much better then star wars. thrid reason geogre lucas is biggest ass clown and gene roddenberry is fucking genius

look those geeky ass clown star wars fan the don't have life execpet living their preant basement and wacth all the movie all fucking day and keep talk shit about star trek fans

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